Comments on Out of the mouth of Dave: The Perfect Murder Weapon

grace, you are talking about the short sory by Roa...

2010-02-12T02:52:13.381-05:00

grace, you are talking about the short sory by Roald Dahl "lamb to the Slaughter"

Actually that was the plot of an episode of Alfred...

2009-12-18T22:57:10.324-05:00

Actually that was the plot of an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents - woman killed her husband with a leg of lamb, then roasted. Called the police, said there was a burgler, while the cops are investigating she serves them the leg of lamb - murder weapon gone!

I make and market a DNA polluter. It's full o...

2009-12-08T12:57:30.629-05:00

I make and market a DNA polluter. It's full of millions of DNA samples. You pour it over the murder scene and then there are so many that the CSI guys can't get through them all and they have no case...

I think you've got the makings of a terrific s...

2009-12-07T15:09:34.057-05:00

I think you've got the makings of a terrific spin-off here. CSI: Meat Murders.

informative article...in a CSI way!!

2009-12-07T08:30:22.784-05:00

informative article...in a CSI way!!

Mepsipax - There are a few drawbacks too stabbing ...

2009-12-04T19:08:06.583-05:00

Mepsipax - There are a few drawbacks too stabbing people - first you have the left over evidence to dispose of and second you need to be in adequate shape to complete the feat. Refer to this link for more info :

http://www.outofthemouthofdave.com/2008/08/exercise-routines-of-criminally-insane.html

You could send the bodies to Peru. I hear they ar...

2009-12-03T18:57:14.587-05:00

You could send the bodies to Peru. I hear they are doing good things with bodies over there. You know sucking out the fat and all.
I would rather make a bullet from the meat but those damn mythbusters squashed that idea. How about I just stab people. Good old fashioned stabbing. Yeah.

Unicorn - This post was purely for educational rea...

2009-11-23T21:23:09.606-05:00

Unicorn - This post was purely for educational reasons and I in no way support your upcoming killing spree

Rambler - Egads I think you may be right - I think I'll go with the insanity defense - Cluck Cluck Caw Caw ....tweet tweet

Mooooog - I tried the same thing before - but I used canned corn. I gave up on it as I could never find a recipe that made the can taste half way palatable...live and learn

Informative, Dave, but methinks you shouldn't ...

2009-11-23T10:08:05.394-05:00

Informative, Dave, but methinks you shouldn't have said so much. CSI has all the evidence it needs right here. :)

I once killed a man using frozen corn then tried t...

2009-11-23T08:41:44.279-05:00

I once killed a man using frozen corn then tried to eat the evidence thinking the same thing.

FYI - don't kill people with things that don't digest. Hindsight sucks.

The more you know.

Signed,

Prisoner 3487192

This was a strangely informative post.

2009-11-21T05:30:48.152-05:00

This was a strangely informative post.

I know a guy. Call him The Cleaner. For $2000, he&...

2009-11-20T21:39:21.626-05:00

I know a guy. Call him The Cleaner. For $2000, he'll make it look like it never happened.

Knucklehead - in regards to body disposal I've...

2009-11-20T19:49:58.228-05:00

Knucklehead - in regards to body disposal I've heard it's handy to have at least one friend with a pig farm - city dwellers should still UPS their victims to North Korea for harvesting as suggested

Actually, disposing of a body isn't as tough a...

2009-11-20T19:14:40.588-05:00

Actually, disposing of a body isn't as tough as you think, if you have the stomach for it. You simply have to cut the body into small pieces, and feed the pieces to your dog. A big bonfire works well also, if you can get past the smell. The key here is to destroy identifying features and obliterate the DNA.

I mean, that's what I heard.