Comments on Out of the mouth of Dave: Are you smarter than a microwave oven?

Cheese in a can is good for only one thing, a subs...

2009-08-16T17:40:00.433-04:00

Cheese in a can is good for only one thing, a substitute caulk. Gives me the piss shivers to think of what is actually in there.

Oh, and I have done my procreating part, times three. One genius, one dare devil, and one actress.. Can't win em all..

That squeeze cheese reminds me of a bad experience...

2009-08-06T15:42:58.405-04:00

That squeeze cheese reminds me of a bad experience in college with a disgusting whore.

Yuck.

I'd love to know which genius looked a block o...

2009-08-06T12:59:41.216-04:00

I'd love to know which genius looked a block of Cheddar and thought "That would go great in aerosol form!" Goddam stoners.

Rambler - if the wife gives you any resistance sho...

2009-08-05T19:37:05.409-04:00

Rambler - if the wife gives you any resistance show her this post and let her know that a rational thinking society is counting on her to do the right thing

FreetheUnicorns - and you thought computer dating was awkward now...

Moog - that little number is Jasmine - she is on stage - 7:30 - 8:00 at your local strip club - please tip your waitress

David - The Scientific Armenian has a great article in this month's issue about their latest attempt to genetically engineer a more attractive camel

Janet - Amen - to no TV and to procreation a grateful world thanks you - me thinks we should include cheese in a can in World Vision Aid packages we send out - give them a true taste of North America

Thankfully we do not subscribe to TV of any kind -...

2009-08-04T09:58:48.553-04:00

Thankfully we do not subscribe to TV of any kind - and you know I have done my part re: procreation.

About the cheese in a can - That which does not kill you...

I run eagerly to my mail box each month when my Sc...

2009-08-03T18:35:49.801-04:00

I run eagerly to my mail box each month when my Scientific Armenian is scheduled to arrive. It is where I get all my information on what is new in the world of science. I just can't imagine my life without it.

Do you have the phone number for the chick in whit...

2009-08-03T13:42:30.161-04:00

Do you have the phone number for the chick in white on the right?

Figured it wouldn't hurt to ask.

Terminator wasn't just a kick-ass movie. It wa...

2009-08-03T12:02:20.096-04:00

Terminator wasn't just a kick-ass movie. It was prophecy. One day, we'll be the ones taking orders from computers.

Now you've got me thinking. Maybe the Wife and...

2009-08-03T10:44:41.620-04:00

Now you've got me thinking. Maybe the Wife and I should have kids, to save future generations. Hmmmm. May consider it. :)