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Medical'/><category term='Wardrobe'/><category term='Political Correctness gone awry....'/><category term='surfing the internet'/><category term='Banned Songs'/><category term='haitian refugee'/><category term='mercy killing'/><category term='Humor Bloggers'/><category term='Osama Bin Laden'/><category term='handgun'/><category term='Endangered Animals'/><category term='Stomach pump'/><category term='mass attendance'/><category term='Children&apos;s Aid'/><category term='Fantasy dates'/><category term='RFID'/><category term='idiots'/><category term='power tools'/><category term='celebrity weight loss'/><category term='Involuntary Muscle Control'/><category term='Increase Libido'/><title type='text'>Comments on Out of the mouth of Dave: The Steroid Bar at Home Depot</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.outofthemouthofdave.com/feeds/6799031792940219124/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4440442614107801877/6799031792940219124/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.outofthemouthofdave.com/2009/05/steroid-bar-at-home-depot.html'/><author><name>David Crane</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/113380624573350094877</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-P25cUKh1_Ik/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAs0/eC26Srks1c8/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4440442614107801877.post-5329356798703491884</id><published>2009-05-31T09:47:01.698-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-31T09:47:01.698-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Freetheunicorns - thanks for both the stumble and ...</title><content type='html'>Freetheunicorns - thanks for both the stumble and your admittance that you too don't understand Hemi horsepower stuff&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ettarose - I am grateful for your explanation but you expect me to do all that with just a filleting knife?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4440442614107801877/6799031792940219124/comments/default/5329356798703491884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4440442614107801877/6799031792940219124/comments/default/5329356798703491884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.outofthemouthofdave.com/2009/05/steroid-bar-at-home-depot.html?showComment=1243777621698#c5329356798703491884' title=''/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16680972416709036172</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0wa_IdhojSc/SLvy6lKPziI/AAAAAAAAADQ/VUoEXw7Fh40/S220/Pic1184.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.outofthemouthofdave.com/2009/05/steroid-bar-at-home-depot.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4440442614107801877.post-6799031792940219124' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4440442614107801877/posts/default/6799031792940219124' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1928586979'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4440442614107801877.post-1831170363316750319</id><published>2009-05-31T06:26:19.359-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-31T06:26:19.359-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Please, any girly-man should know the answer to th...</title><content type='html'>Please, any girly-man should know the answer to this. You just add more cubic inches, increase compression ratio, redesign the cylinder heads, intake and exhaust systems for better flow, and to increase engine speed, bore out the diameter of each cylinder by approximately 3.5 millimeters in order to increase the total displacement from 5.7 liters to 6.1 liters. Cylinders are honed with torque plates to ensure a truer bore, to reduce friction and increase power.&lt;br /&gt;See how easy that was? Bwahahahahah Loved the article!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4440442614107801877/6799031792940219124/comments/default/1831170363316750319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4440442614107801877/6799031792940219124/comments/default/1831170363316750319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.outofthemouthofdave.com/2009/05/steroid-bar-at-home-depot.html?showComment=1243765579359#c1831170363316750319' title=''/><author><name>ettarose</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XpPL5ufKJB0/SXyVlsmJp4I/AAAAAAAAA8c/VctWEnM29P4/S220/me2.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.outofthemouthofdave.com/2009/05/steroid-bar-at-home-depot.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4440442614107801877.post-6799031792940219124' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4440442614107801877/posts/default/6799031792940219124' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-65842717'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4440442614107801877.post-637353230210760592</id><published>2009-05-30T18:52:17.629-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-30T18:52:17.629-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I too have the genitalia and genetic makeup, but a...</title><content type='html'>I too have the genitalia and genetic makeup, but absolutely no idea how to do any of that engine Hemi horsepower stuff.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I do agree that the drill press is a Chippendale's dance routine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stumbled</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4440442614107801877/6799031792940219124/comments/default/637353230210760592'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4440442614107801877/6799031792940219124/comments/default/637353230210760592'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.outofthemouthofdave.com/2009/05/steroid-bar-at-home-depot.html?showComment=1243723937629#c637353230210760592' title=''/><author><name>freetheunicorns</name><uri>http://freetheunicorns.wordpress.com/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/openid16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.outofthemouthofdave.com/2009/05/steroid-bar-at-home-depot.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4440442614107801877.post-6799031792940219124' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4440442614107801877/posts/default/6799031792940219124' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1949319384'/></entry></feed>
